Missing: Pigeon Toes
I’ve seen this Rock Pigeon hobbling around downtown L.A. more than once. I’m pretty sure he’s a male as he has a patch of green iridescent feathers around his neck. He’s easy to recognize as he’s missing all but one of his left toes and he no longer has a right foot. Despite his disabilities, he flies around with his friends. He’s obviously a tough old bird to survive the mean streets of downtown L.A. without proper feet.
In some ways, he’s the perfect mascot for our neighbourhood:
- He roosts on the window ledges of buildings where people live, or on statues in parks where homeless people drift.
- He and his buddies are occasionally sidewalk nuisances, like the perverts who make sucking noises at female pedestrians within earshot.
- He poops on the street, like pet dogs and some crazy people who have no shame.
FUN FACT: Male Rock Pigeons are active parents. They take turns with their partners to incubate eggs. After the eggs hatch, both parents feed their babies.